Jokes and funny bits. Time for a laugh.

Started by spidy, April 05, 2016, 06:34:47 AM

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rn-bryan



I can't get out of bed! My fitbit is charging and my steps won't count.
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spidy

I found this to be very funny.
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spidy






A businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead,


gorgeous flight attendant: "What is your name?"

Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"

Businessman: "Lovely name . . . Any relation to Mercedes Benz?"

Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"

Businessman: "How close?"

Flight Attendant: "Same price".

spidy


Stephanie123



spidy

JUST TOO FUNNY!

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spidy

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

spidy

snake scares the shit out of arab men

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