Jokes and funny bits. Time for a laugh.

Started by spidy, April 05, 2016, 06:34:47 AM

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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

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Allan


spidy

Now THIS is scary!!!!!!!
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Quote from: "spidy, post: 2620, member: 268"Pushing ones luck!


There's a dog in the picture?? :D

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Allan

All great thank you for sharing [USER=268]@spidy[/USER]

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spidy

Lets hear it for Windows.

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER : cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8...
characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1
numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain a least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than
one upper case character consecutively.
USER:50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER:ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

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spidy

Virus Warning


If you get an e-mail with 'Nude Photos of Sarah Palin' in the subject line, do not open it. It might contain a virus.





If you get an e-mail with 'Nude Photos of Hillary Clinton', do not open it. It might contain nude photos of Hillary Clinton.

Allan


spidy

Children say the funniest things!

A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How did you know it was dead?" she asked her pupil
"Because I pis*ed in its ear and it didnt move!" answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT???" the teacher exclaimed in surprise
"You know" explained the boy "I leaned over and went 'Pssssst' and it didnt move!

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